WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS
I’D BE BLOODY RICH
WAS THAT A PUN?
they put a bee in a human hospital bed
"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that
*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume