meet me on the other side of the rainbow

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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jakethenicholas:

Person: “What type of music do you listen to?”

Me: 

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thewaywardtimeplatypus:

jonathan:

how can i become famous without being beautiful, clever or talented

idk ask nash grier 

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

thequeenvevo:

she got her

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

audize:

Who the hell is dale

audize:

Who the hell is dale